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\ kl-AH-r \ adjective. Afrikaans.
Done. Finished. Exhausted.
See also: depleted; gatvol
Origin: South Africa, c. 1700.
Recently appropriated by perimenopausal women.
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She does, though.
klaar. is for the woman who spent thirty years being whoever the room needed her to be. The good wife. The patient mom. The dependable colleague. The polite daughter-in-law.
Somewhere around forty, her hormones staged a coup and now, she is done. Don't ask. She is out of stock.
Wear it yourself. Or buy it for the friend who is also klaar.
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We won't run away with your money. If we run, we'd need the sports bra and we all know that is not happening.
We ship anywhere in SA. Standard delivery. Not express. Refer to 'energy levels' under perimenopause symptoms.
14 days. Send it back. No motivational speech. No "we're sorry you didn't love yourself in this tee." Just send it back.