Fabric
100% combed cotton. Breathable. You run hot enough on your own.
Size Guide
Relaxed fit — the only sane option. Size down if you are a muscle mommy.
| Size | Bust | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 89–93 | 69–73 | 97–101 |
| M | 94–98 | 74–78 | 102–106 |
| L | 99–103 | 79–83 | 107–111 |
| XL | 104–108 | 84–88 | 112–116 |
| 2XL | 109–113 | 89–93 | 117–121 |
Body measurements in cm. Bust at fullest point, waist at natural waist, hip 20 cm below waist.
Tees
Moody
R 395
I wouldn't, if I were you!
Size
Colour
What it says
Moody. I wouldn't, if I were you. A weather warning in t-shirt form. Not an apology, not an explanation — a courtesy, issued in advance, to anyone considering an opinion today.
Who it's for
For the woman who is between moods and not currently taking visitors. Thirty years of managing everyone else's weather — good wife, patient mom, the dependable forecast — and her own front has moved in. She is not difficult. She is simply out of stock on patience. Wear it as a heads-up, or buy it for the friend whose forecast matches yours.
Fit
True to size with a relaxed, unfussy drop. Between sizes, or want more room to disappear into? Size up. Full measurements are in the size guide on this page.
The fine print
100% combed cotton, because you run hot enough on your own. Sizes S to 2XL, in black or white. R 395, with free standard shipping anywhere in South Africa and 14-day returns — send it back, no questions and no motivational speech.
Pre-order
This is a pre-order. We make to order, so dispatch runs 3 to 8 weeks and you'll get an email the moment it ships. Pay securely via PayFast, and cancel any time before dispatch.
About klaar.
klaar.is a South African apparel brand making perimenopause slogan t-shirts for women who are done pretending. “Klaar” is Afrikaans for done, finished, exhausted. The shirts say the thing so you don't have to — you wear it, the world reads it, and it does the work.