Fabric
100% combed cotton. Breathable. You run hot enough on your own.
Size Guide
Relaxed fit — the only sane option. Size down if you are a muscle mommy.
| Size | Bust | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 89–93 | 69–73 | 97–101 |
| M | 94–98 | 74–78 | 102–106 |
| L | 99–103 | 79–83 | 107–111 |
| XL | 104–108 | 84–88 | 112–116 |
| 2XL | 109–113 | 89–93 | 117–121 |
Body measurements in cm. Bust at fullest point, waist at natural waist, hip 20 cm below waist.
Tees
fcawf
R 395
A non-specific noise made under the breath. Of 'fowl' origins.
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What it says
fcawf. A non-specific noise made under the breath. Of 'fowl' origins. You do not translate it; the people it is aimed at already understand. Anyone who needs it explained was never the audience.
Who it's for
For the woman who has run out of full sentences. Thirty years of being whoever the room needed — the good wife, the patient mom, the dependable colleague — and the reply has finally compressed to one syllable. It is not rage. Rage is still available. This is the sound of someone who is simply out of stock. Wear it yourself, or hand it to the friend who makes the same noise.
Fit
True to size with a relaxed, unfussy drop. Between sizes, or want more room to disappear into? Size up. Full measurements are in the size guide on this page.
The fine print
100% combed cotton, because you run hot enough on your own. Sizes S to 2XL, in black or white. R 395, with free standard shipping anywhere in South Africa and 14-day returns — send it back, no questions and no motivational speech.
Pre-order
This is a pre-order. We make to order, so dispatch runs 3 to 8 weeks and you'll get an email the moment it ships. Pay securely via PayFast, and cancel any time before dispatch.
About klaar.
klaar.is a South African apparel brand making perimenopause slogan t-shirts for women who are done pretending. “Klaar” is Afrikaans for done, finished, exhausted. The shirts say the thing so you don't have to — you wear it, the world reads it, and it does the work.