Fabric
100% combed cotton. Breathable. You run hot enough on your own.
Size Guide
Relaxed fit — the only sane option. Size down if you are a muscle mommy.
| Size | Bust | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 89–93 | 69–73 | 97–101 |
| M | 94–98 | 74–78 | 102–106 |
| L | 99–103 | 79–83 | 107–111 |
| XL | 104–108 | 84–88 | 112–116 |
| 2XL | 109–113 | 89–93 | 117–121 |
Body measurements in cm. Bust at fullest point, waist at natural waist, hip 20 cm below waist.
Tees
OUT OF ORDER
R 395
No further information available. Try again tomorrow.
Size
Colour
What it says
OUT OF ORDER. No further information available. Try again tomorrow. The sign she would hang on herself if signs came in her size. The world reads it and adjusts its expectations accordingly.
Who it's for
For the woman who has quietly gone offline. She spent decades being available — the good wife, the patient mom, the colleague who always said yes. Around forty her hormones filed for closure, and now she is, briefly or permanently, out of stock. Nothing personal. Wear it on the days the queue is closed, or buy it for the friend who went out of order the same week you did.
Fit
True to size with a relaxed, unfussy drop. Between sizes, or want more room to disappear into? Size up. Full measurements are in the size guide on this page.
The fine print
100% combed cotton, because you run hot enough on your own. Sizes S to 2XL, in black or white. R 395, with free standard shipping anywhere in South Africa and 14-day returns — send it back, no questions and no motivational speech.
Pre-order
This is a pre-order. We make to order, so dispatch runs 3 to 8 weeks and you'll get an email the moment it ships. Pay securely via PayFast, and cancel any time before dispatch.
About klaar.
klaar.is a South African apparel brand making perimenopause slogan t-shirts for women who are done pretending. “Klaar” is Afrikaans for done, finished, exhausted. The shirts say the thing so you don't have to — you wear it, the world reads it, and it does the work.